10 Crazy Wedding Confessions

The crazy things people say.

"Your wedding day can easily be one of the most memorable days of your life, however sometimes it might not be for reasons that you expect. We all have at least one friend with a crazy wedding story. Whether or not it’s a bad or funny experience, it’s undeniable that these experiences make your big day just a little bit more special.

To give you an idea of just how crazy other people’s weddings can get, we’ve scoured the Internet to bring you ten crazy confessions from all over the world.

 

1) A not-so-romantic wedding night

“The first thing we did was climb on the bed (tux and gown still on) and opened all of our cards to count our cash. Then, ordered pizza. Even though we had a buffet at the reception, we were still starving. We ate pizza in bed while watching TV. We did NOT consummate our marriage that night. We were way too tired!”

 

2) Beyonce and alcohol isn’t the best wedding combo

“I had just started dating my bf and he took me to his cousin’s wedding where I got to meet all the family at once. Every new gfs dream lol. Anyways because I didn’t really know anyone I of course got pretty wasted and when Beyonce came on I was so into it so I jumped up and started doing the dance and fell. Because I was so wasted everyone got to see up the front of my dress.”

 

3) A major “video fail”

“I was in charge of capturing my friend’s wedding on video. The ceremony started and just as they were announced as husband and wife, I realized I’d forgotten to push record! They had to repeat the vows all over again so I could get a video … Oops.”

 

4) An interesting wedding party

“Got drunk, watched porn in our hotel room with my maid of honor, one of the groomsmen and his boyfriend and after everyone left tried to have drunken shower sex. Flooded the hotel bathroom. Oops. Not what I imagined.”

 

5) While some people may cry due to joy…

“My wife accidentally peed herself at our wedding due to excitement. I actually think the emotional part of that is kind of cute…”

 

6) Less than happy tears on your big day

“What’s the best part of having your seven-year-old cousin be your flower girl? The part where everyone in the wedding party slow dances to the first song to kick off the reception, and instead of pairing up with the adorable eight-year-old ring bearer, she starts crying and runs off the dance floor in a fit. You’re welcome, Kathy!”

 

7) Respecting prayer time

“So I was a bridesmaid in an outdoor wedding. At the beginning of the ceremony I was stung by a bee during prayer time. Couldn’t yell, but quite a few people saw me battle the bee during prayer. Had a red welt from it lol”

 

8) Leaving a fun mess for the cleaning staff

“We got crazy drunk, but still managed to have a lot of fun getting it on. The next day we went [out] and came back to our room to find the cleaning service had been in the room to freshen things up for us and [put] all of our ‘toys’ in a pile by the bed and covered with a cloth. I about died of embarrassment thinking of the staff donning rubber gloves and pincer-grasping each item and placing them carefully in a pile!”

 

9) Razzle dazzle!

“A friend’s daughter attempted to pull the tablecloth out from under our three-tier cake. I stopped her in time but accidently threw her to the ground in the process. I pulled her up and pretended it was a fun game. No one noticed—I hope.”

 

10) Seeing a familiar face

“That moment when you attend the wedding as a guest and realize you had a one night stand with the groom last year. Oops.”"

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